Love: Catfished

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:58

And the address didn't tip you off?

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:01

Let's hope you didn't fap to this "girl"

Comments

catcat882 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:13

brotherly love

clairenann 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:22

awe :/ I'm sorry!!

xxLauraSxx 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 5:47

That's what you get for thinking you're in love with someone you've never even met.

JDBoyes07 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:51

That is why you don't meet people of the internet :D

ladytango 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:55

YDI not just for being gullible but for being downright childish in believing in cyber fairy tales. get a life man.

granolabutt8 7

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:47

Uh, my boyfriend and I met on the internet and we've been together 2 years on Saturday. Don't be so quick to judge. Also, OP's brother is a scumbag.

Cityyg10 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 23:46

Awh thats so messed up

emily_strange 0

Friday 17 December 2010 2:25

that is so sad, your brother has nothing better to do. you should tell him that he has no life at all if all he could do is bother you

Afxman 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 7:19

YDI for playing world of warcraft

dansco 24

Friday 31 December 2010 9:30

Now steal his girlfriend!

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