Cats and Animals: Cats and Cars

Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By polish_chik - 01/09/2009 04:00 - Canada

Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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By Rabite - 15/09/2016 14:48 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML

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By Ouch - 09/11/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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zandalee 19

Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:05

Very smart cat... Managed to not only get out of going to the vet, he punished you for trying to take him OP.

Indatshirt 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:03

This is why we can't have nice things

Comments

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 22 July 2014 15:46

Haha, I was expecting it to be one of those stories where OP was letting their pet just chill in the car, which would've been an instant YDI, but the cat was actually in a cage and still managed to get out? Impressive! FYL OP, hope the scratches are just from the cat rather than getting in an accident..

zombraingirl 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:03

Cats, adorable to look at, evil masterminds behind your back.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:11

So your cat mauled you while driving? Did it know you were going to vet or does your cat not travel?

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 16:12

Smart cat. Pay back for taking him to the vet.

AquaManatee 8

Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:39

That cat is Purrrr Evil. Huh Huh, Right, Anyone.....Ok I guess I will just go and jackoff

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:40

This is awful and FYL but I cannot stop laughing. Cats are awesome.

howlingwolf89 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 17:46

Well cats do not howl and cats are evil!

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 22 July 2014 18:04

This makes me laugh at the visual I get. Hope both you and your cat are ok. Why didn't you stop and put her back in though?

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 22 July 2014 23:31

At a guess, is say there was nowhere safe to pull over at the time.

soulreaper12296 28

Tuesday 22 July 2014 18:54

Why would you get charged for an appointment you didn't make it to and that the vet never had to do?

Jessie2410 15

Tuesday 22 July 2014 19:19

Because they had that appointment slot saved for you. It's not like they can find another person to fill it if you don't show up, it's too late at that point. So instead of just not getting paid, they charge you a fee for taking up their time. It's the same as human medical offices.