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Caught in 1080p

By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 04:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came over. We'd planned on losing out virginities today. What we didn't plan on was having my 9-year-old brother and his friends making a video of "What teens do when no one is home." They taped the whole thing, including the five minutes it took us to get the condom on. FML

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By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Spicy

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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Frustrated at work

By stillhorny - 11/08/2021 10:01

Spicy

Today, my guy finally got his brother out of their house so we could try and get busy. It was going okay when he tried to put on a condom. It got soft. We messed around a little longer tried again. Then a third time. I finally just started to get dressed and he took me to work. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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penney123 10

Sunday 2 June 2019 4:04

At least you’re using protection even if it did take 5 mins

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 June 2019 4:53

Shouldn’t have been suspicious when your brother asked you to have your asshole waxed and bleached, and decked out your bedroom with klieg lights?

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shepardkinz 19

Sunday 2 June 2019 20:32

I’m pretty sure that is illegal....

griddy24 18

Monday 3 June 2019 17:27

Well, good on ya for using a condom anyway!

Gubbon 17

Monday 3 June 2019 21:18

Losing out? What?

sarahcroy20 12

Friday 18 December 2020 2:32

How could you possibly know there were 9 year olds watching you? ydi

sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 10 January 2021 0:16

Why would you do that with kids in the house? YDI

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