Caught in 404p

By lizzie - 25/05/2013 06:55 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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audreyfml1994 15

It's not too late to get it annulled.

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Welshite 39

This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.

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bikramkohli 11

Thank you, #5. 'cause mostly everyone is blaming the hubby. The sister played an equal role in ruining OP's marriage.

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inolongercare 19

That really sucks OP... Annul it husband and never talk to your sister! That is sooooo rude. Hopefully you are not that close with your sister!

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migmit 11

Are you and your sister twins by any chance?

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UnicornFarts 15

Twins or not only one was wearing a wedding dress. So it is safe to say that it is pretty easy for the groom to tell the sisters apart.

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worldclassrager 39

Key word here is drunk...but still that didn't pan out correctly...

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Raesin 21

Being drunk doesn't give you an excuse to do whatever you want. Those people that do shit they know they shouldn't and then claim they couldn't help it or can't remember it because 'I was drunk!' are some of the worst people imo. Yes you can remember it and yes you could help it.

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xH4llucin4teDx 9

You clearly have never been drunk out of your mind before...

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ksks1234 33

#100--when I was younger and stupid, I would get drunk out of my mind all of the time. I did a lot of stupid things, but I knew what I was doing. That is a terrible excuse to use. The groom and sister both knew what they were doing.

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Metallica36176 16

People who use that excuse is weak and cannot stand confrontations that they cause. It is a crutch. He is an ADULT and has responsibilities. Either way its both his and her sisters fault. Doesn't matter how drunk you got, you shouldnt have been drinking in the first place. Sometimes I kinda question the YDI FMLs for kids who get drunk, that's part of learning and growing but this man was at his wedding and is an adult. No excuse.

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Magicomoo 9

We all know our limits with drinking. He made the choice to drink, and then made another to get ****** from it. They key word choice. Also, hate to say this it probably happened before. I have feels for you OP. Getting cheat on hurts, but at your wedding and by your sister. I honestly hope you meet someone and your ex-husband (I hope) didnt screw you up to much. :-( be strong.

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papasik 6

if you are identical twins chances are your husband believed he was shagging you all along... or worse, he intended to marry her but married you by mistake. Sell your story to Disney, it will make a great family mystery movie.

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VioletSkies 21

Identical twins is no excuse since only one would be in the wedding dress

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papasik 6

it is not always the case the bride wears a white dress all the time or even at all

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Metallica36176 16

If it was traditional, the only person that shouldve been wearing a white dress was the bride. If her sister DID wear a white dress also that is VERY disrespectful. There is still no excuse for this man or that ***** of a sister. And I would actually like to see how Disney makes songs for this movie xD

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sadgirl1001 4

To everyone asking if the OP and sister are twins -> you can tell them apart by the fact that the OP is the one WEARING A WEDDING DRESS.

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Metallica36176 16

#134 - That's not an excuse. Even if he did get so drunk he couldn't tell them apart, its still his fault for even drinking. I understand celebrating but getting drunk off your ass tells me its like he didn't want to get married or he's just an asshole. Oops wait...nope he's still an asshole either way xD

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BrotherPhil 35

Some brides get changed for the reception.

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jonha21 11

Wauw That Shit Must have Been Horrible Wauw Laugfhin All the Way from the Netherlands XD No For Reall I Feel Sorry for you but its still funny XD

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jelly713 19

You're an asshole. It's not even funny.

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nix1993 41

Annul on the grounds of adultery and (hopefully) non-consummation. The get him and your awful awful sister out of your life.

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