Sex, Awkward, Technology, Babysitter and Kids: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 201

You deserved it 3 637

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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You deserved it 70 398

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 579

You deserved it 415

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 733

You deserved it 37 373

By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 837

You deserved it 411

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 279

You deserved it 46 446

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 239

You deserved it 17 258

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 787

You deserved it 4 461

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 364

You deserved it 13 428

Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 243

You deserved it 4 050

ShirtlessWonder 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:10

How can someone not care about their sibling that much?

ratchel_7 8

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:18

I hope she's being punished

Comments

militarybrat 21

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:17

No no no NOT ok. A 2 year old is very impressionable.

mandaa95 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:20

At least she didn't leave the room

MRSwick2525 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:23

At least she didn't leave the room??? That's your response? Typical teenager's answer. She was ******* her boyfriend in front of her 2yr old brother!! But hey, at least she didn't leave the room. Jesus Christ, think about your responses before you reply. A 2yr old child is extremely impressionable and believe it or not kiddo, can remember things that happen at that age!!!!

aikhan 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:39

Maybe she was just praying.

ezrajab 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:44

Sounds like you need to have a serious talk with her about trust and how important that is

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:07

#57, The FML says that she technically did keep her brother in her sight all the while the parents were gone . That means he was in the same room when she and the guy were having sex.

tw124331 13

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:37

Fail, I think you took the joke a little too far "Jiggly". Better luck on that next time!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:40

I hope you have her severe punishments.

jryan2 16

Thursday 27 August 2015 7:00

That will be a funny revenge story "hey sis remember when you were babysitting me but said **** it and ****** your boyfriend? Bet you wish you didn't now.