Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Work: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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Phantom shitter

By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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toaster123 11

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

I feel sorry for the lined up people...

beaglegal 42

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 9 June 2014 22:10

instant karma How long were you using the restroom anyway if a long line formed that wasn't there before?

WinterBlue42 22

Monday 9 June 2014 22:50

You'd be surprised. Where I work, we have three stalls, and the MOMENT you go to use it, a massive line forms. However, this is FYL worthy. Usually toilets only clog if they are partially blocked already.

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 9 June 2014 23:55

I thought companies usually have the high velocity flushers, which are hard to clog.

TobuBiguru 3

Monday 9 June 2014 22:12

I guess the que line is now a pew line.

zandalee 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:40

Go to your room.

chutney_02 22

Monday 9 June 2014 22:14

Just own up to your own mistake, it's happens

naajster 14

Monday 9 June 2014 22:17

bombs away!

randomredhead 2

Monday 9 June 2014 22:19

i know the feeling. i have also done that at my work place as well. my face was as red as my hair.

Adam5858 17

Monday 9 June 2014 22:22

At least it could have been customers that you dont know but if its the other employees ...well sorry OP as from now on your days in that work place will feel like shit