Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Work: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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You deserved it 36 946

Phantom shitter

By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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You deserved it 38 899

By cmac1229 - 23/06/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML

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You deserved it 51 409

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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Help!

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Oh, hello there, don't mind me

By downinthedumps - 13/01/2015 02:47 - United States - Detroit

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

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toaster123 11

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

I feel sorry for the lined up people...

beaglegal 42

Monday 9 June 2014 22:06

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

Comments

westboundcali 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:15

This sounds like something Peter would get himself into on Family Guy lmao.

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:40

I guess all you could do was blame the person ahead of you?

AngryD 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 4:58

everyone knew it was you so you might as well own it. You should have walked out of that stall proud and said that's my ******* toilet I just claimed it !

wvcheesehead 13

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:04

Clogzilla

Bluebl4ze 16

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:28

Ah, no comment makes me see the brighter side for OP. FYL OP, FYL!

CharismaGeek 19

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:30

YDI for thinking of not telling the truth.

mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 10 June 2014 16:37

F their lives.

zoeeileen 6

Tuesday 10 June 2014 20:39

should've just said "sorry couldn't flush, some ones blocked the toilet" dunno how believable that is but still (:

HoranHugs 7

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:19

I wish I could say something encouraging, but there is no way out of that shit...

purpleamber1 11

Wednesday 11 June 2014 8:02

Well you shouldn't have used so much tissue. Because you took so long everyone in that line knew you were taking a very long poop. Plan out your pooping schedule....duh!