Awkward, My ex, Vandalism and Love: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By BrutallyBlonde - 31/12/2009 00:03 - United States

Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 56 787

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2017 13:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I egged my cheating ex’s car. Actually, I should clarify; I egged my cheating ex’s sister’s car, thinking it was his. She gave me a black eye and knocked out two of my teeth while my ex laughed his ass off. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By gkline09 - 06/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By FuckYou - 02/07/2012 06:07 - United States - Santa Maria

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

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You deserved it 54 055

By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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You deserved it 4 552

By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML

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You deserved it 64 450

Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 682

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 597

By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 290

By k.love - 22/06/2010 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

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You deserved it 4 361

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:08

Karma just slapped you in the face - isn't egging a little childish?

cooluc 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:12

YDI. For one, your an immature little bitch who thinks 'getting back' at someone is usually a good idea. Secondly, even when you try to get back at him, you do it like a 10 year old.

Comments

Headcrab 29

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:22

Your behaviour explains all. You're a childish bitch. egging his house... how old are you? 10?

Anonymous874598 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:22

You should have cut off his dick with a meat carver. That would have made a swell point.

No_Heart 0

Friday 1 January 2010 6:13

And then go to prison and completly **** her life up..............swell plan there buddy.

coolcat33 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:24

egging is so childish..what you do is put a ham in his mailbox.that'll teach him..

DizzyVulps 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:47

I agree! Ham in the mailbox is the way of the future!

Dydy_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:27

................o.o how can someone be so stupid ?

ferdte 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:32

like that would do anything besides him remember how stupid u are and thank god that he doesn't have a crazy gf anymore ;)

tehbassmasta 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:35

if he didnt wash those eggs off of his car asap your also paying for a new paintjob for his car.

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:36

This is no Carrie Underwood song. Karma is a bitch to immature people like you.

Simply_J 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:38

This is the definition of YDI!

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:40

wtf? dude egging is not cool... anithing with a penis is a doosh.. they cant help it... :/

Subal_fml 8

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:36

I'm sorry for being a doosh.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 13:47

Gandhi, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr. all apologise to you wholeheartedly for being 'dooshes'. They hope you can forgive them.

dvd175 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 16:11

Albert Einstein as welll

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:29

And Hitler!! ... Wait, I think I'm missing the point of this.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:14

Albert Einstein was a genius, but he wasn't a great role model for relationships, to be honest. He divorced his wife, leaving two children, and married his cousin IIRC :p.

TheZarola 10

Wednesday 26 January 2011 0:02

Einstein also cheated on both of his wives multiple times. Even though he did great things, Einstein was, indeed, a "doosh". Gandhi, Nelson Mandela and Martin Luther King Jr.? Nope.