Chapter and verse

By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15

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Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML
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arano 29

What would Jesus do? Beat that little ******'s ass.

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nodeathtoall 19

Yeah love thy neighbor With a hug Around his neck Make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside

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gobiteme2 34

That's plain ****** up OP. You sir have some inner soul searching to figure out what to do with the wife. Good luck OP on your journey.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Imbue thine foot with holy righteous authority and kicketh her ass to the curb...eth.

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kirby1964 20

Well, if you do kick her out, she will not go very far. Try to win her back OP. She got married to you after all.

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CogadhTallon 16

For real? Got a need for sloppy seconds? I know that's what I'm looking for in a marriage... :|

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MariaGiovanni 25

**** that. marriage isn't a competition. you don't need to spend your life competing for your spouse to remain faithful. that's a basic. find someone better op.

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Death69 24

Looks like it's time to divorce thy wife. Sorry you married a **** OP.

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__coralbell 15

"thou shall not covet your neighbours wife" .. Guess that commandment is broken

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AssassinBall 12

She didn't take "Thou shalt not commit adultery" very seriously, apparently.

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Rented_eyebrows 18

To do list: 1) screw her sister 2) make love to her best friend 3) **** the neighbours wife 4) ignore your "wife" females hate that a lot..... Lastly... Enjoy your life :*

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CogadhTallon 16

There's no part of this list I don't fully support. This is an agenda for mysogynists-r-us, yes?

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EarlFug 19

I didn't know it was that easy to just **** people at will. Also, did you carefully choose who would get ******, screwed, or made love to? What if he accidentally ****** her sister and screwed her friend?

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