Charmer

By anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML
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sallen0046 4

Why would you spend a "long day at work" in the summer and not bathe before you get your boyfriend to shove his face into your stank ******? Common sense, lady.

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lionandthelamb61 9

gross, it's called showering

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OwNowBrownCow 0

You weren't feeling too fresh today were you?

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KAYRRIE 0

I'm married and still refuse to do anything unless I've taken a shower first.

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tdub10 2

Hell, if he cldn't smell it before he took ur panties off n started eatin then thts wht he gets. But u on da other hand shld learn 2 wash ur ass no matter wht.

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tdub10 2

Ewwww.... Out dated tuna. Lol

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FMLephant 2

stinky stinky stinky

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DivakiddOsz 5

lmfao hefty commercial ? haha <3

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imababeee 0

the only thing I get told by my boyfriend is it's yummy ! :)

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OneShotSnipa 0

oh god he does can I try then ?? ahaha

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Mylees 0

that's disgusting . what a shame personal hygiene !!!

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pink_mess 0

wth do this wipes make your va-jj taste better lmao

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maskedman 9

A mother and daughter are walking on the beach and bonding. Daughter: Mom, how will I know when it's time to use a douche. Mother: Why don't you ask those seagulls following us?

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