Intimacy: Charmer

Charmer

By anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML

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By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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You deserved it 63 338

By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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You deserved it 6 223

PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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You deserved it 71 197

By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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You deserved it 895

Steamy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 06:35

Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

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You deserved it 3 399

By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 20 681

Ice age

By Drew - 16/01/2022 16:59

Today, my girlfriend was thoughtful enough to buy me some "Dude Wipes" because I work on construction sites and most of the time it's use a Porta Potty or hold it. I was late and decided I'd use the work potty. Grabbed my wipes, did my business., went to wipe and… FROZEN SOLID! Hell of a way to start my day. FML

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You deserved it 156

To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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You deserved it 237

By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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You deserved it 17 946

sallen0046 4

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:25

Why would you spend a "long day at work" in the summer and not bathe before you get your boyfriend to shove his face into your stank ******? Common sense, lady.

lionandthelamb61 9

Sunday 19 September 2010 9:09

gross, it's called showering

Comments

DjeePee 24

Sunday 19 September 2010 10:52

Sad. There goes the mood and your self-esteem. But at least he's honest and dares to communicate about non-pleasant things. Still, it's sad.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:07

ydi for not keeping yourself fresh and clean down there. I really hope you went home and cleaned your vag...

sevans 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:15

that's your fault. you should keep yourself clean regardless of what your other half says stop being a baby and take a bath

JordynnLOL 11

Sunday 19 September 2010 11:39

LOL dirty *****. :)

usmcbunny 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:21

Next time he asks for head, complain about the smell of his dick. A boyfriend did that to me, once, and I constantly berated him about the smell of his penis. Sure, I was being honest, but I'd never brought it up before, so it was especially insulting. I'd make him shower before sex, and five minutes after he'd gotten out of the shower, I'd complain that his penis smelled disgusting. Now, with my girlfriend, I tell her that her ****** always smells fine/wonderful, except when she has her period. In which case, proper measures are to buy nose plugs, scream, and run.