Charmer

By anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:15 - United States

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Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML
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sallen0046 4

Why would you spend a "long day at work" in the summer and not bathe before you get your boyfriend to shove his face into your stank ******? Common sense, lady.

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lionandthelamb61 9

gross, it's called showering

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yummycupcakegirl 0

haha were they apple scented so he could have something to taste. JK

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Maxine17 8

Shower. No one wants to go down on you when you ain't washed for 9 hours plus (This is what I consider to be a long day) Also, the wipes would be to keep YOU feeling fresh, not to disinfect down there ready for oral.

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monnanon 13

what exactly are you doing during the day that you need to disinfect yourself down there? if you continue doing that no one will want to go down on you due to constant yeast infections you will get.

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megamandude455 10

6 you should've said ******* will always be misunderstood. that would've been a TRIPLE entendre

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Mialani 0

ew. that means ur dirty. u should take showers everyday. don't buy wipes.

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JLDork 11

Showering EVERYDAY is bad for you. Every other day is better. Douche's are horrible for feminine hygiene. They dry out the skin and they kill the protective bacteria that's there to stop women from getting infections. As for the feminine wipes, they can make your body rely on them for moisture and will cause your body to stop naturally producing it. Using them once in awhile (like after a long day at work) is fine though. But I highly suggest people stop supporting douches...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#88 Exactly! It's very true that douches are bad for you, especially when used on a regular basis. It messes up the pH so much! It's really not necessary in order to be clean down there...

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LauraElaineC 0

RepHresh! It restores pH levels after douching AND after one finishes bleeding from their cooch.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Of course he was just being polite the 1st time. Why would you have not cleaned yourself for him anyway?

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theprey 0

you should throw a douche grenade down that hole.

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monnanon 13

Please listen to someone who's had to take care of their stitched up womans parts, there's never any need for a douche even in those most extreme of circumstances. Water splashed on the area does the job just fine.

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