Charmer

By anonymous - 19/09/2010 00:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I bought a new pack of "feminine wipes" on my way over to my boyfriend's house after a long day of work. He saw them in my purse and sweetly told me I shouldn't be so self conscious. Later on, when he was going down on me, he said, "I take back what I said earlier." FML
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sallen0046 4

Why would you spend a "long day at work" in the summer and not bathe before you get your boyfriend to shove his face into your stank ******? Common sense, lady.

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lionandthelamb61 9

gross, it's called showering

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JokeMeister 0

You must have some stank ass pussy!

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niknik2014 1

I mean maybe if it was a hard day of work and you know u were stinkin maybe u should have showered instead of buying feminine wipes you totally deserve that but still your bf is an ass for doing something like that he should be happy you are "trying to keep yourself fresh"

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seximexi911 10

bahaha ownd. that would kill my confidence. sucks for you dude

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n_o_n_n_e_r_s 0

i would have died a thousand deaths

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Bliitz1 0

Still don't understand why people keep promoting the idea of douching to clean it. =/ They obviously don't know whats good for them in my opinion. OP, wouldn't really know what to classify this as. Haha. Just think more of yourself when it comes to your body than what your boyfriend says. =]

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brieebeear 0

you were smart to keep the feminine wipes in your purse. you never know when you might need them

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sugarbear0727 19

That sucks op. Its always something I'm worried about, but my boyfriend always says its okay, and he doesn't care. He really doesn't. Lol.

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