Intimacy: Cheats, cheats everwhere

Cheats, cheats everwhere

By bbbblt - 15/08/2010 11:39 - Australia

Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 855

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By Cinnamon - 18/07/2011 00:04 - Jamaica

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

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You deserved it 4 377

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2020 23:00

Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 786

You deserved it 129

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 607

By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 605

You deserved it 3 897

By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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You deserved it 4 410

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 591

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 228

Bosom buddies

By Lennie Mcfish - 06/07/2020 14:02

Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML

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You deserved it 178

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 397

comedychick 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:11

I'd pretty much kill both of them, then go for her bf

VW_4_Life 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:10

Wow, your sister is a bitch and your boyfriend is a dick as well. that sucks OP

Comments

tamoodielovesmar 1

Friday 2 December 2011 4:18

you should go after her boyfriend now

saxplayer9291 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 6:48

jerry! jerry! jerry!

cherlyne08 4

Monday 2 January 2012 18:19

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaanggg that sucks

CeleryMuffin 8

Monday 7 May 2012 18:37

Keepin it in the family lol

Lubeak 1

Monday 5 November 2012 0:30

cheatcepcion

adorable6 14

Thursday 11 April 2013 11:07

At least they kept it in the family

fivehuskies 6

Monday 21 July 2014 21:31

Trade off.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 13 December 2014 1:59

You and her boyfriend should hook up.

CharlesEmersonW 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:18

Your sister sounds like a ****... sorry to say

thebiteof87 27

Tuesday 7 July 2015 15:20

Jerry! Jerry!

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