Checks out

By Asirual - 02/05/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
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Same thing different taste

Doghouse

By Krissi - 21/08/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I was late for a video conference with my boss. As I frantically tried to fix my messy hair, my dog thought it was the perfect time to play fetch. I ended up joining the meeting with a squeaky toy in hand and an appearance that would make a scarecrow look put together. My boss found it hilarious, but I'm pretty sure my career aspirations are now in the doghouse. FML
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Top comments

amberita28 0

So you had a whole 15 minute conversation about your pet grooming business and you didn't bother asking her any questions? Especially important ones like, "So, what kind of dog do you own?"

10_4Franky 0

At least she was polite and let you finish your spiel. She wasn't being a bitch.

Comments

ydi for not asking if she had a dog to begin with.... if you're going to give a 15minute speech, you should probably ask questions about the person's dog to begin with. such as whether or not they have one and what kind it is if they do.

it's called being polite. why do you even have a speech without starting it "excuse me ma'am/sir do you have a dog?" you totally deserved it.

randscott 0

ya buddy. don't just start squirting a 15 minute speech out before u find out if the potential client is interested.

damn what a bitch though. hopefully she tells her friends that do have dogs.

She wasn't a potential client. She didn't have a dog.

Either whoever was listening was really slow, being polite, or messing with you but still that sucks haha.

you must be good if people without dogs will still listen to your 15 min speech!! =D

ydi for not asking a 3 second question do you have a dog

well ur arent gonna get costumers with 15 minute speeches