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By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
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NYC_Yoshi 3

don't ask for the truth if you can't handle it.

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JacksonCampbell 9

I really hate being put in the situation where you don't know if you should tell the truth or not. I, however, applaud the waiter. He did neither.

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vbmg152 18

That was mean, rude and unnecessary! I hope U reported him to the manager!

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Got_any_grapes1 4

That joke was not very funny. You should have told him you had some tips on the subject, considering that would be the only tip he would get.

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Interstate74 0

I think he just broke company policy...

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xcrazyforyouu 2

I hope you didn't tip him that was just plain rude what he said to you op.

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ajsciri4 0

some people look better without makeup, maybe she was wearing too much

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reddwarf_fml 0

ok but did the blind date ever show?

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Kowalskim89 0

Lol thats a horrible thing for someone to say to you but damn thats funny. Made my mornin thats for sure.

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dadof2 4

i hope u didnt tip well

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Flutist 3

I hope she walked out.

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Allymeme 3

ha ha you're ugly! might as well give up on finding someone now

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Flutist 3

and you're an asshole.

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TayLovesMattx3 0

douche. Your the one sitting around on your computer. :) And you dont even know what she looks like. Soooo, stfu.

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