Intimacy: Cheeky

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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By anonymous - 04/12/2010 12:03 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML

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Master manipulator

By Aninta - 12/03/2023 03:00

Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Awkward - 04/02/2010 16:03 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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When the cat's away…

By F*ckyouRoss - 06/03/2021 20:30 - Brazil - Sao Paulo

Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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philzilla 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.

Comments

NObeeS 7

Friday 24 September 2010 17:51

wow what an a$$ hoe

ninja_9881 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 22:38

you should say ok then next time u c him sick his dick and bite it as hard as u can

lilly37a 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:41

people like that are asses! you deserve better

honest_scorpio 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:43

You can find a man who wants all of you and not just the sexual part of you

adamo_erebus 26

Wednesday 25 January 2012 13:07

I never git the phrase "taking a break". Sometimes people mean it to mean that they're breaking up, but then others actually mean that they're just taking time off from the relationship. Relationships confuse me. XD

zcblue 2

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:54

Dump his ass

ibforever 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 17:01

End it

DarthVader77 9

Monday 10 December 2012 15:22

What is wrong with eating your cake and having it too? :) At least he tried! :)

xRezSynn 15

Friday 9 August 2013 21:15

Dump that *****

amisenho 11

Wednesday 9 October 2013 17:16

Yeah, what they don't tell you is that "taking a break" is code for, "I want the fun, just not the responsibility, of a relationship." Find someone more mature; he may be hard to find, but he's out there somewhere.