Friends and Love: Cheers

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By BarCrush - 22/02/2018 19:00

Today, and for the past two months, I've been going to the bar with my friends quite regularly because I have a massive crush on the cute bartender. Being quite shy, I asked my friend if he could be my wingman so I could finally talk to her properly. He took her home. FML

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You deserved it 979

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 799

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 794

By LilShawty2000 - 24/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

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You deserved it 7 919

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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You deserved it 564

By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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You deserved it 49 569

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 016

Drinking is bad for you, most of the time

By Lennie Mcfish - 09/04/2020 14:00

Today, while at a party, my extremely drunk crush came up to me and told me she had a crush on me. She then wanted to have sex with me while drunk, but since she was under the influence, I didn't. Later, when I told her about it, she say denied the fact that she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 448

By rejected - 23/04/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

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You deserved it 79 403

Rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 29/01/2021 05:01

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend. Two weeks before Valentine's day. She expects me to buy her a present because we've known each other for a while, and apparently thinks it's more than a drunk hookup. FML

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You deserved it 1 842

ZuRG_fml 7

Friday 7 August 2009 20:10

Oh, the Friend Zone.

dirtyrubes 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:07

You nodded? So she not only blew you off to go get in bed with some other guy, she clearly ignored the fact that you minded if she blew you off in the first place. HOW RUDE.

Comments

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:21

what the heck?! well she's a *****... I feel sorry for you man... I can only imagine how awkward it wa after she left you there alone. I hope at least you isn't take the same car, that be weird... I'm sure you can do better than a chick who only cares about herslef and getting laid. FYL and don't worry... I'm sure there's someone out there for you... good luck. :)

davidtheday 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:22

Only way out of the friend zone is to ignore her for a while; the closer you are to her, the longer you have to wait. And then maybe, just maybe, if she's not seeing anyone and kind of desperate (or you change somehow whether physically or mentally that's appealing to her) then you have a shot. Otherwise, it would have already happened.

ananamoose 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:24

#24 you are the biggest douche ever to post ever on this site, never post ever again... also, yes just friends is not where you want to be, don't try it you'll just end up liking girls who will never like you back, bad idea Edit: #24 serioulsy, dont be one of those guys, just knock it off!!!

XDNLxtlz99 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:30

... # 24 is non-exsistant. wtf?

Heathaaa 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:53

lmao fail

ananamoose 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:51

i told you #24 was going to be a douche look what he wrote! damn im good epic victory!

BLNovelist 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:48

I think that is an epic win right there.

OneandOnlyOne 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:31

She's NOT crushing on you, so I think it's time you get over her. Benn there, done that, bought the Tshirt. It sucks when it's the other way around!

kissmyAzz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:33

As the mafia say, Dhon't worry 'bout it... Move On my Brother

newagegoddess 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:33

I agree with #16 and other people who know what's up. If she liked you, it would've happened a long time ago. I don't wanna be the one to tell you this, but "she's probably not that into you."

littlegolferboy 4

Friday 7 August 2009 20:43

Does she even know you have a crush on her? That would probably be a good place to start if you want to do the horizontal mambo with her.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:55

Female friend I've been crushing on for awhile now = I'm too much of a pussy to ask her out when we first met so now I'm pretending to be only interested as a friend so i can God I'm so pissed off at tampon boys like you that I can't even finish the comment. GROW A PAIR, FAGBOY.