Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

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Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You nodded? So she not only blew you off to go get in bed with some other guy, she clearly ignored the fact that you minded if she blew you off in the first place. HOW RUDE.

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Hi you are an idiot and must be new to the internet. The "=P" sign signifies that I am joking and/or being sarcastic. I have plenty of healthy relationships so if you could please **** off u **** juggling thundercunt it would be much appreciated. I hope you have a nice day.

doicha27 0

YDI for trying to be her friend. Never be friends with someone you want to ****. It doesn't work out because it's too weird. Besides, being her friend makes you look like a pussy anyways, in her eyes at least. She might not consciously think about it that way, but she still does.

Theguybehindyou 0

she said "man i havent gotton laid in months" signalling that shes not a virgin. so, if you still like her...

bexox 0

What? You can't like someone that's not a virgin? Oh wait, you can't even spell "gotten". You're a complete idiot!

bexox 0

Ugh! Thank you! I'm so sick of guys acting like women are bitches because they're not attracted to a guy. You can't make yourself like someone, despite how they feel for you. What kind of relationship do you think they will have if the woman accepts him out of pity or obligation. Believe it or not, women are attracted to men physically. A lot of men seem to think it only matters what's on the inside for females, but we have to be attracted at least. That's not even being shallow. Also, they were friends. She might not have had any idea he liked her that way, or she might have had an idea but ignored it if she didn't like him back. Most women want to have platonic male friends, and hugging doesn't cross any boundaries there. My bet is that she had no idea he even liked her, so it's his fault for not making a move.

I agree that guys shouldn't get all razor happy on their wrists when a girl doesn't like them, but if any of the girls who've just posted to that effect believe that it's only guys who act that way then they're deluded. Women are far worse for this shit than blokes

bexox 0

I dunno about that! You probably don't react like that, which is good. But I've seen some pretty scary reactions! I agree women do this too, but the number of men I've seen... Let's just say it's even.

Ouch!!!!!!!!shit I'm srry but that's funnny

Hey, your situation does suck indeed, but I can't say I feel sorry for you, and you must not feel sorry for yourself. It's okay though, we make mistakes and learn. If you are attracted to a woman, you have to flirt with her and get chemistry flowing RIGHT AWAY when meeting her for the very first time, otherwise you are officially in the friend zone (if you do become friends), and trying to get back out of the friend zone is going to be an impossible uphill battle from there. So stop crushing on your friends and meet some new ladies, not at a club or a bar, but someone you bump into during your every day life, like at the supermarket or book store. It's every woman's fantasy to have a confident man come sweep her off her feet when she's least expecting it.

bexox 0

Okay, but they're friends. She isn't thinking he's getting aroused by her. Use the big head (the one on your neck) to think. Also, don't tell someone, "Stop acting like every guy wants you and you have to beat them off with a stick," and then say something as cocky as : "I personally get just about any girl I want." It makes you sound like a huge idiot. Plus, I highly doubt it's true.