Health: Childfree

Childfree

By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States

Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML

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By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By DaChief - 31/05/2016 03:17 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML

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By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By sadface - 03/02/2010 11:58 - France

Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 17 August 2015 23:44

Get a vasectomy if you don't want children. Sympathize with your girlfriend because learning of infertility can be devastating for some.

GavinoFreedom 20

Monday 17 August 2015 23:43

Well I would say that you deserved it but you already know that.

Comments

lilmatchgirl 8

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:39

you my friend are an ass plain and simple

TomeDr 24

Wednesday 19 August 2015 3:02

Let me guess: the first thing you thought of was "great! Worry-free sex!" You are selfish to not automatically think of how devastating this would be for her. You need to grow up!

MandieL 27

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:36

As someone who has struggled with infertility, this kind of makes me want to punch you.

midnight0vixen 2

Wednesday 19 August 2015 18:44

Just because you want children, doesn't mean everybody else wants them as well. OP is allowed to be happy about infertility, your life has got nothing to do with him.

allplayedout 20

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:20

He can be happy about his own infertility, then, not get excited about the terrible medical news of someone he supposedly cares about.

nevereyes 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:17

Honestly I would be excited/happy too.

danihammer 4

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:18

I hope she dumps you. She got horrible news and the first thing you thought of was your own satisfaction? Yay, you can have sex without condoms now! Except, well, your girlfriend may skip out on you because you're an insensitive asshole.

thathoeoverthere 7

Wednesday 19 August 2015 8:31

No offense but your the asshole in the situation and this should be her fml not yours. Douche

mkayden 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 14:20

Learning this type of news can really turn somebody's life upside down and your reaction was really insensitive and selfish too, as you probably don't want kids. Ydi big time!

JD1147 27

Wednesday 19 August 2015 16:07

You ****** selfish prick.

ThatOneGirl0101 11

Wednesday 19 August 2015 19:15

That's literally the greatest blessing. I'm so happy for her.

ILikeKoalas 24

Wednesday 19 August 2015 19:39

You are a horrible person OP. Finding that out can be devastating for women, and you're happy about it because you're only thinking about your own selfish needs.