Transportation, Anxiety and Cars: Chill

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By daisyann - 15/07/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML

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By Jesse - 01/08/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for the first time since I got my license. I have disorganized speech and occasional inappropriate emotional response. I began to laugh due to nervousness and when I tried to explain why, I was arrested because he thought I was high. FML

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Hogs gone wild

By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Cody - 30/04/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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Community policing

By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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By FakeID - 06/05/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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Geist_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:31

are you the girl from american idol who keeps crying for sanjaya?

Seti_fml 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:35

you deserve it, no way around that. You have to be an adult and keep your composure when being pulled over. It's part of your responsibility as a driver.

Comments

wasabipeas 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:44

I am a woman and I got pulled over six minutes after getting my license. I didn't cry and scream because I'm not mentally unstable. Case closed.

harahune 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:53

"Not able to comply"? Does crying hysterically suddenly cause your hands to stop functioning? YDI for being an overemotional idiot who apparently has no motor control.

lyssa61189 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:16

ur an idiot

Subjectzero 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:16

pussy.

xvertigox 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:33

idiot woman, get a grip

rityz 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:34

dont give women drivers a bad name ok? youre sucha wuss take the train nxt time

tranekfny 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:44

aww. u didnt have to be scared

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:45

What kind of sheltered life you must live that getting pulled over causes you to cry.

daarlingdamsel 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:53

Lol why are people calling people sexist for saying things like 'Women!'?? I'm a woman and I completely agree with them, I've never heard of a guy start bawling because he got pulled over and got arrested because he was so hysterical he couldn't function! I have anxiety disorder and I've been pulled over twice and never once have I burst into tears. It's nerve racking yes, but a cause for hysterics, no. I am ashamed of my sex sometimes because they are such idiots and drama queens. If you are that emotional and unable to control yourself you probably shouldn't be driving.