Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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ad_infinitum 0

Hands. They're pretty useful.

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imhawaiian 0

"Bitch get the **** out"

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kitty911 0

Lol i have done that before ; try 69 while putting on a condam and being entertained with sex toys = hottt

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asshole825 0

this is for #35 - callyn The words "sentence" and "post" should be separated with a semicolon in order to avoid a run-on. Also, in your following sentence, "where" is used inappropriately - the english language is not a place. "in which" is what you were looking for. English is one of the languages where grammar matters. You are a typical bastard&moron.

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fuckmeamiright 0

i'm really glad there are other people on here that thought #15 was as funny as i did

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Brinya 0

I'm with 116 ... I'm a woman who'd honestly like to learn that trick. The trouble is that it sounds like a GREAT way to asphyxiate yourself, this story being exhibit A in that case. Seriously, it's like letting a kid chew on a balloon. Just not wise. And now I'll never work up the guts to try it because this FML will be running through my head!

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CPTobvious_fml 0

Folks, we almost witnessed Darwin's theory of natural selection in action

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