Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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YDIdouche 0

Agree with #135, this was Darwin's FML.

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tides_fml 0

lol god you people are retarded one if you do it right it's completely safe. i don't know about you but i don't tend to chew on a dick when i'm giving head. ie. you don't even use your teeth at all. secondly, you can actually catch stds from oral sex. the odds are far lower than through vaginal/anal penetration but the risk is still there. why the hell do you think they make flavoured condoms in the first place? so your ass will taste like strawberries after? that said, obviously she didn't do it right.

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crvenazvezda 0

YDI.... haha fail

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waxstigmata 0

58: i hope your kidding, or youre a moron i hope the condom wasn't lubricated, those taste awful!

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patray_angel 0

I am a blonde and I have successfully put a condom on my boyfriend....now husband. I wouldn't want to do it again though, because regular condoms definitely don't taste all that great and there would be no point in getting the flavored ones if the plan was to have sex in the first place. To the OP, I hope your boyfriend is understanding and at least appreciated the effort. I am also not certain what you freaked out about, unless you were concerned you were going to bite him or swallow/choke on the condom like you ended up doing. I would practice with a few bananas or something else similar in shape before trying that again.

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