Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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shytehe 0

THATS ******* HILARIOUS!

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Scorponok 0

You're an idiot, use your hands.

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FarSide 22

A lot of idiot comments here. First, you are doing it wrong. Second, I would have pimp slapped you for even thinking about putting on a condom. Do I put a glove on before I fist you? No. Third, if you really like him, and want to show your sexual prowness, put the condom over your butthole, and let HIM put it on his willy without using your hands. That will show you really care.

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J_Blaze2000 0

atleast you get a A for effort...Haha

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XxN0h0pexX 0

srry but thats kinda funny

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memmer66 0

Its called mad skills, you don't have them.

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heidi101 0

ive actually tried putting on condoms with my mouth.. ots pretty hard.

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sum_blak_dude 0

Well it could be worse but I think it's a FML for him. Today, my girlfriend wanted to show me a new trick to spice things up in our relationship. She was trying to a put a condom on me using only her mouth. She ended up choking on it, and I didn't get any sex. FML.

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