Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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stronghammer 0

#138, thank you, lol and yeah wtf, freaking out about wat? calm down, or you are going to **** up

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Shannn 0

Hahahaha. Oh Jesus, that would be humiliating.

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strange001 0

ahahahah thats hallarious atleast you didnt die, and you can try again!

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kaylaaa_ 0

lmao this made me laugh out loud, thanks for that :)

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iroquoiswho1033 0

LMFAO! Yeah I laughed my ass off at this one. And your bf probably did too. fyl.

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dankadank 0

LOL girrrllll ima try dat wit my man

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GioChaos 0

Lmfao @ All these females that wanna try this, were gonna have more then one "swallowed condom FML" post's. rotfl.

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stupid_ass_peopl 0

that'd be an interesting story for him to give your parents, had you choked and died

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isthisonetaken 0

i can see the headline on the news " teenager chokes to death on condom" haha

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Oh man now I'm gonna try that with my boyfriend ^_^

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