Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

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Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
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You deserved it 83 406
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BlackWolfVII 0

Should've practiced on a banana first. Girls. *Facepalm*

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MrsLovett_fml 0

Aw I'm sorry. But I must admit, that was freaking hilarious.

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Cerataphora 0

You didn't deserve it, not sure why people are saying that. It's actually a fairly common thing to do.

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wowloser1717 0

#10 obviously your like 12 becuase you can put it on that way if you want, theirs no specific way to put on a condom

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pennygoo 0

you shouldnt put condoms on with your mouth because your teeth can rip them. YDI

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

#39: LOL... terrible advice, dude. Don't quit your day job.

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porkchop69 0

Bahaha. it reminds me when i swallowed a condom chewing on ittt!! hhaa yur not alone=]

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justxdream 0

#7: hahaha #10: how old are we? chill, and yeah you can. lmao

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