Classic japes and scrapes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Japan

Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0

Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!

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I hope you are okay. that has happened to me and now I have a light reddish scar that covers my elbow. try a treadmill. they are conveniant and you can walk nude on them!

RedPillSucks 31

That's why you should be more specific about what kind of shape you wanted to be in.

SkullCanddi 0

Where You Running in The Jungle?

jrgigl 0

did you know that our pelvis bone is stronger than concrete!?

Why no. i did not know that. i dont know why you do, but thank you for the random fact. :)

yearbookie12 0

that really really sucks lol I'm sorry but seriously you should check out the place that you're going to run at first make sure there's nothing that'll hurt you ( moss for example ) oh and all you losers who called him/her an idiot for trying to improve himself are idiots. Just saying.

Shows u to try and get in shape.. To eat chips. It's way safer.

blahblahblaaaa 0

if you broke your hip I'm pretty sure you won't be able to walk the next day at all. stop exaggerating and just shake it off