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Classic

By skjjj - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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Period drama

By Kate - 24/08/2023 08:00

Today, I was an altar server at my Catholic church. I wore a long white robe and at the end of Mass, I grabbed my candle and bowed to the altar. I turned around and started walking down the aisle. The woman behind me came up quickly to tell me I had bled through my robe. FML

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You deserved it 119

By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 4 249

By sillymink - 20/08/2016 02:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML

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You deserved it 2 420

By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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You deserved it 9 019

Well did you?

By Kagura - 02/06/2010 15:05 - Turkey

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

Trumpet solo

By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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You deserved it 5 602

Pure class

By Scarred4lyfe - 28/02/2016 22:32 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

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You deserved it 1 427

Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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You deserved it 893

shmaller 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:58

You have such low self esteem that you just expect people to laugh at you on sight, or what?

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:32

That's highly embarrassing. From now on, remember to check in the mirror before you leave to any place. :P

Comments

CaptainJellyBean 0

Monday 27 April 2009 10:19

First of all, to whatever genius suggested it was her SHIRT she clearly wrote SKIRT. Either way, that's pretty embarrassing. Also, FYI, these FML's are so common because shit like this happens all the time.

silkee_shiny 0

Monday 27 April 2009 15:08

brown streak much???

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 30 August 2013 6:56

Op didn't state anywhere that they shit themselves. They just forgot to check after finishing with the toiletries.

thisismyname_fml 1

Monday 27 April 2009 15:12

maybe next time don't show up late to an important family event and you'll have time to check yourself first.

Philosoraptor24 0

Monday 27 April 2009 15:26

How can you leave toilet paper hanging out of you?! I seriously don't know how someone can do that.

nocturnal_crazy 1

Monday 27 April 2009 17:39

And yet no one told you. What a great family you have.(sarcasm)

Sessee 4

Monday 27 April 2009 18:34

That only happens in movies.

JVonDahl 9

Monday 27 April 2009 21:52

...Sarah? O.o

whudafxup 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:28

How do you NOT look in the mirror before leaving the bathroom??

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:16

OMG!!!! that sucks!!! lol!!!!!

Awesomesaurus 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 7:27

What the **** is wrong with you? How? HOW the **** do you not know? Did you magically not feel it? Even more curious, HOW THE FLYING **** did it get stuck to your ass and left there? What did you just shove a whole roll up your bung and try to pull it all out again? You deserved this one for being completely retarded.