Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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randiZ25 0

thank you Dr.Phil....

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madhukar 3

communication is important in a relationship.

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tanabomb 0

wow whatta douche well atleast he asked you sweetly tho hahaha

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olpally 32

you are making out... of course he's going to want a little more action ydi.. be glad he's asking you and not someone else for that... lol

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angelhernandez11 0

haha hilarious

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Thale_fml 8

Reminds me of my ex. He would say stuff like that as a joke. Ahh, good times ^^

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MissFukMyLuck 0

dr. Phil and what not! damn!

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