Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
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schwancy 2

Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.

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p4r4d0x_fml 0

"Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?" "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

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ifmlftw 0

guys do weird things when their nervous. I should know. I have a penis

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ElricMustang 23

Did anyone else think "She's The Man" with that last part?

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The_9th_Doctor 18

well, he's a keeper

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daisygirl1323 4

I believe he was just sick, while puking in you purse was completely gross he could have been puking on you. He can't help the fact that today he was sick so give him a second chance it has been a crush you've had for years

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