Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
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MoonyIce 0

Claaaassic. That's too awesome. At least you were only 'about' to flirt with him and hadn't actually started in on it.

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justdancebbyx3 7

You should have said to the guy "My love for you is like my mother's diarrhea. It can't be held in."

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UpYoursLiar 1

Hahahahahaha! Serves you right, loser. Who would want to flirt with you anyway? Being related to a moron like that. I can only imagine how ugly you must be.

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Rocksygen 0

Hey troll, why the hell to you judge the girl for her mother's actions? Go to bed dude, take a nap.

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ghost0609 0

if you know hes a troll, then why bother tryin?

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klovemachine 24

11 = loser :)

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bethiie 0

This is what you call a true FML. If my mum did that then i would never talk to her again and i wouldn't be able to live that down...

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schwinn11 0

Wow, what a perfect ice breaker

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thinmint 0

That sucks OP, it's rly not even funny, just embarrassing for you

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blazingman311 1

So? You may not know this, but 99% of guys find diarrhea incredibly arousing.

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sleephunters 8

I'm in the 1% margin. Thats incredibly disgusting.

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quackquackquac 0

99% of statistics are false.

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barbosa1001 0

You'll probably flirt with another guy tomorrow.

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Cowless 0

Would you prefer to be driven home in a car full of diarrhea?

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tubesocks_ 0

That's so embarrassing for you, yet so hilarious. I can't get over how easily she could just roll down the window and shout to the world about her diarrhea. I'd be too embarrassed to say anything like that in public.

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HyperExecuter 0

ha, #11 rocks. get a life girl, no one wants to flirt with you any ways.

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