Kids, School, Birthday and Awkward: Close but no cigar

Close but no cigar

By loner - 07/06/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML

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By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 12 445

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Cantseethroughdoors - 14/11/2017 05:00

Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML

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panicked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

eat the invitation.

LchTessMnstr 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:15

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

Comments

danisawesomerthe 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:48

Oh God that sux... Wat a total lesbian but how have u nver been to a birthday... Even In like preschool

USBIade 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:58

what a bitch

stosborn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:17

number 36 nailed it Why does it matter if you didn't get invited to a party, Stop caring so much and maybe you'll find people will like the genuine you instead of the girl who wants to be invited to their parties get it ok now get out there and make us proud

LaurenKate 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:20

@19: Call me an ass. YDI for wanting to conform.

hackysackmatt 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:24

how old are you .. i thought only fifth graders still give out invitations

Luky_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:26

**** popular girls well they probably already do alot already

marshizzle1 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:29

wait....you've NEVER been invited to a bday party??? that's a little sad...:(

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 8 June 2009 4:29

omg, im so sorry... that popular girl is such a bitch crash the party and btw- who hands out invites these days?

silly_cerise 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:40

Wow, how old are you? 8?

jasmine1259 2

Monday 8 June 2009 4:45

it sounds like you're only in elementary or middle school so you'll go to a party later on. and why are people calling the girl a bitch. maybe she wouldn't see the girl and asked the op to give it to her.