Kids, School, Birthday and Awkward: Close but no cigar

Close but no cigar

By loner - 07/06/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML

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By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By Cantseethroughdoors - 14/11/2017 05:00

Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML

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panicked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:13

eat the invitation.

LchTessMnstr 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:15

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

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AshleyRose784 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:10

Oh em gee, your life is soooo awful...grow up

_rawrasaur_ 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:28

I like, #19. I like.

hotjavalava 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:13

4th grade...forget who got who pregnant; more like who didnt get invited to a hannah montanna or jonas brothers birthday party.

gorgeous_vampire 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:02

oh babe, if this is real then this is just horrible. find some good friends who love you for you, and **** giving the invite to mary, and if questioned about it just say you gave it to her, say "maybe she just thought you're too much of a bitch and she doesn't wanna go."

masterjedai_828 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:21

You should've slapped them

Dragodon64 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:31

Birthday parties are overrated anyway. I don't get invited often, but I usually have more fun at home, and that doesn't involve buying a gift for someone.

DoctorManhattan 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:44

I know it sucks, but all the problems you have in school ultimately don't matter and one day you'll look back on them and wish you had the understanding of the way the world works that you do now so you could call everyone out on all their petty shittery. Shrug it off. Not worth worrying about.

kellster 2

Monday 8 June 2009 8:46

How old are you, eight? Somebody call the wahmbulance!! In the meanwhile, the next time some **** from your school tries to make you play delivery girl, tell her where to shove it, mmkay?

Claud_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 8:47

How old are you?..

Arinwyn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:29

I'd have given her the invitation back and suggested some places she could stuff it. You've really never been invited to a birthday party? I wonder why...