Close but no cigar

By loner - 07/06/2009 12:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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panicked 0

eat the invitation.

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LchTessMnstr 3

That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.

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crashazz3 0

You have never ever been to a birthday party? Wow get a life! Don't be so anit-social.

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emilyyy93 0

...you've never been invited to. Birthday party? That's friggin weird. Maybe you're deformed.

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bty245 0

just adds to my theory that hot highschool girls are bitches

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dg72592_fml 0

yeah grade school/middle school girls are bitches (i hope for god's sake you're not in high school). that stuff goes away soon though. i used to be the dorky, picked-on girl in middle school, now i'm the one throwing the bangers. believe me, people'll figure out soon that it's fun hanging out with people whose diets consist of more than low-fat lattes and ****

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kellbell09 0

ok how old are you??? 12??? anyway sorry you have never been invited to a birthday party but this girl was being nice because she didnt make fun of you or anything, she just asked a favor of you. :) sorry again sweetie for never have been invited to a birthday party.

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kellbell09 0

ok how old are you??? 12??? anyway sorry you have never been invited to a birthday arty but this girl was being nice because she didnt make fun of you or anything, she just asked a favor of you. :) sorry again sweetie for never have been invited to a birthday party.

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lolzforfun228 3

ball it up, set it out fire, and throw it at the girls face. (JK dont do that) You should just burn it and not give it to mary. Or like go up to her, fart on it, and give it to her.

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alexs1391 0

i wouldve sent her to hell

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IFLML_exceptthis 0

well, it's not Mary's fault or anything, so don't get backk at HERR, but you should tottally guilt trip her for giving you an invite for someone else.

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