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By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 559

You deserved it 2 718

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By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

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You deserved it 3 509

By anoymus - 31/05/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 278

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 121

You deserved it 2 024

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a "slow down, children" sign. I was nice and slowed down as I passed a couple little kids with their parents outside watching them. I guess I was going too slow because one of the fathers started chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 398

You deserved it 4 383

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 820

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By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 498

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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You deserved it 4 558

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 182

You deserved it 3 543

By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

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You deserved it 1 702

By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

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Friday 17 April 2009 12:06

Passengers? What passengers? Oh, you mean the children you were abducting...

mudkipsan 19

Friday 17 April 2009 13:18

One day, #8 will learn when to end a joke, and #9 will learn how to spot one.

Comments

Mikeymikey 4

Friday 17 April 2009 13:39

lol at #2 and #10.. seriously though.... u gotta be the unluckiest child abductor ever.... hahaha...

FrenchyTheFry 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:14

Car: white 1987 Chevy Astro conversion van, no windows? License plate- "I LIK BOYS"? Man, you really shoulda seen that comin

pwnrzero 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:17

better luck next time

idrivefast 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:27

For some reason, I worry about stuff kinda like that. Like someone is going to discribe my car for something and I'm going to be pulled over or something. I have a car everyone has, the only difference between mine and many others, mine has been ditched twice, and has a broken acadian front licence plate from the time I ditched it. Dad was the other time, he had it coming, he drives too fast.

nikki1001 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:40

#15: lol! For that reason, white vans creep me out.

loserthegreat 11

Friday 17 April 2009 14:54

84 'you deserved it!'? how on earth is this their fault?! and lol to 10, you totally get an award from me :D

DankJemo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:00

If you'd just stop abducting children then you wouldn't have these problems...

shamille 5

Friday 17 April 2009 15:00

lol. looks like you just got sucked into the twilight zone.

shmunk 0

Friday 17 April 2009 15:06

take the 'free candy' sign off your windowless van and maybe you won't have as much of a problem

Rick_S 3

Friday 17 April 2009 15:14

Today, my children go abducted. FML. Today, I was abducted. I don't know what's going to happen to me, or if I'll ever see my parents again. I'll probably be scarred for life because of this. FML. Seriously. You really need to get some perspective. You got a couple of people staring at you, and two cops pulled you over and figured out they had the wrong guy, and let you go. How, exactly, is YOUR life f'd over this? Think of the parents who may never see their child again. Or the child, who may be harmed, or killed. You're really worried about being pulled over a few times, and getting dirty looks?