Miscellaneous: Clown World

Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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You deserved it 8 941

By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

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By Anon - 28/11/2023 14:00 - Canada

Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML

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You deserved it 194

Anyone for cake?

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By NotRetarded - 11/04/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

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mexicansweetie48 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

lol. wow get over it. have fun gosh.

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:59

Well at least your mom is better than most moms on this site cause it seems like she really she tried :D

Comments

l30n 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:20

OH POOR THING

maddog_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:25

Isn't that sweet!! Your still 16 not 18. If that will happen on your 18th birthday than it is a FML. For now it's a YDI. Happy Birthday.

yayayayayaya 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:09

WTF spoiled kid... she gave u a party & invited alot of ur friends & then u react like this... she probably put alot of here time in this seriously...

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:55

Hey, 6/22 was my birthday too! But my small surprise was less eventful...

Hich17 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:25

Eh, if you can't take a joke while having a surprise birthday party thrown for you, you're spoiled. Get over yourself.

shewasalmost18 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:37

lucky. i wish i had a clown :(

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:38

I know some people are terrified of clowns. I don't particularly like them, because they're... not as funny as they think they are. Regardless, I'm with you on it. I wouldn't like a clown to go to a party of mine. If you're thankfully for everything else, like the gifts, the party, and her inviting your friends, then you should be fine as long as you don't zoom in on the one negative thing. Some people on here are waaaay too rough. #126/TR_Wolf: I agree with you! Epic win! xD

Tripodi 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:44

hahaha i went to a sweet sixteen just like that this weekend

sewer 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:22

you obviously don't know how to have fun. a clown? at a birthday party? i'd think my mom was masterful, that's absolutely classic. if you knew how to have fun all your guests would have left talking about cool it is that they've actually been to a birthday party with a clown.