Sex, Inappropriate and Love: Cockblocked

Cockblocked

By bummerdood - 26/08/2012 04:15 - United States - Wichita

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the drive-in theater, planning to have some fun during the movie. We were pretty excited that no cars were parked near us. As soon as the movie started, a bus full of little kids pulled up next to us. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 26 August 2012 12:03

Use a blanket. No one wants to see that shit anyways.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 26 August 2012 12:01

Park somewhere else?

Comments

Oceanlondon 5

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:51

Look mommy! They car is ALIVE!

Kayla860 8

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:58

I would of still done it anyways

Justin0481 5

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:12

Would have*

csi_fml 19

Sunday 26 August 2012 16:49

YDI.thats illegal I would of called the cops on both of you

ElectricEffect 13

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:18

Nobody likes a tattle tale.

laurbear12 3

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:45

Why would you call the cops?? If their sexcapades weren't interrupting the movie for you, then why would you care? If they were being obnoxious I would kindly ask them to take their activities elsewhere, but calling the po is a little extreme.

iwadasn 32

Monday 27 August 2012 5:35

If they were doing it in front of a ton of little kids, that would definitely be cause for concern.

keeperofthefaith 5

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:07

Drive-ins still exist? Lol

Eirena 5

Sunday 26 August 2012 17:31

If a bus full of little kids could watch this movie, how in the world did you think it would be appropriate for y'all to get it on there? Would've loved it if you mentioned which movie they were playing that night. Either the kids had lenient or irresponsible parents, or y'all seriously had a lapse in judgement.

catwoman64_fml 2

Sunday 26 August 2012 18:16

I didn't know they still had drive-in

DevilBoi69x 0

Sunday 26 August 2012 18:47

How can they watch a movie at a drive in in a bus? I say fake

Habacadavarus 12

Wednesday 2 November 2022 20:31

That's what I was wondering. Even the backseat of a car is barely ideal so a short bus or van at best still couldn't accommodate all the passengers.

MetallicaFTW 16

Sunday 26 August 2012 19:22

And that, children, concludes our sex ed unit. :D

verkaderk 9

Sunday 26 August 2012 19:50

Why spend money to go to a drive in and have sex and not watch the movie when u can just have sex in ur car anywhere else and not pay?! Maybe that's just my Dutch background speaking tho