Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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Same thing different taste

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mizled 0

You read your texts during sex? That's just bad manners...

Chaith 16

Hey, that's cool, your boyfriend frequents fmylife.com too! "Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML"

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Today, my girlfriend and I went to her house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we proceeded to have sex. Just as it was getting good she gets a text and answers it. FML

mandaishardxcore 0

hahahahaha! that's soo something my mom would do

Atleast your parents seemed pretty cool with it As in... didnt murder you

@ #6 - hahaha Seriously, who answers their phone in the middle of sex? "hold that moan, it's my mom. I need to get this..."

hahahahhhaaay sooo ******* funny lol

Aish_fml 0

Ok can everybody stop calling fake on everything? Just relax and enjoy the f'ed up stories! That being said, your parents are cool as hell! And your boyfriend has a small penis...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

lolatflyingducks 0

Your Parents have an awesome sense of humor not for nothing.

HappyAznKid96 0

um... were u faking? lololur parents are funny ^w^