Cars, Accident and Miscellaneous: Confess!

Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By yupthissucks - 13/04/2015 09:00 - United States - Newnan

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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OneandOnlyOne 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:11

Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!

MustangBaby 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:08

You shouldn't have fled.

Comments

RigChan 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:53

YDI, you jerk!

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:06

wow. that stuff really happens outside of cartoons.

mel322 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:16

y the hell do u hit and run??/ ppl these days...just right a note u hit it ..and u rlly should wait to see what the cops have to say next time..this is kinda weird cuz my cousin just was in the same situation but she didnt hit and run..it was her car...and i just heard about it so its something new....what a coincidence

discosoup 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:21

YDI for DWFemale.

Bllasae 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:35

Have fun with that fine and getting 3 points on your license.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:43

I'm glad they caught you. YDI for pulling a hit and run, asshat. Take some responsibility for your own actions and try to be less of a dumb bitch in the future.

avoidthegirl 6

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:49

**** you stupid ****. Some dumb bitch driving (what I am almost 100% sure was stolen) a Mercedes hit my ******* PARKED car and put a dent the size of a basketball in the side of my SUV and it cost $1200 to fix. So **** you, I hope the cops gave you a hefty ticket for a hit & run, and I sincerely hope your insurance drops your stupid ass so you can't drive any more. And I second the "why the **** did it have to be a woman" comment. Way to keep making the rest of us look bad.

sandiejenkins 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:19

Way to be a bitch, happy you got caught. Now the other person you hit doesn't have to trip about paying for someone else's stupid shit. You had it coming for being a woman

turboawesome88 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:35

Scared of what, exactly? Owning up like an adult and being responsible? The other person would have to pay a deductible because of you, you selfish moron. My deductible is $1400 - if you did that to me I'd be roaming the streets looking for cars with corresponding damage and calling every smash repair joint in the city. I'd find you, and then I'd hand your arse over to the cops so they could put a great big "hit and run" note on your permanent record.

anythingbutavera 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:44

I hope they throw your ass in jail for a hit and run! I was hit walking in a cross walk by a hit and run driver. cost me $20,000 in medical bills, so FML not yours. YDI and more you evil bitch!