Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 225
You deserved it 76 119

Same thing different taste

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Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!

MustangBaby 0

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um fakee, how aree you writing this fml tjen?

must have scared the shit out of you haha

#69 I know a lot of these are fake but why do you think this one is?

she thinks that if you hit a parked car and run, you will be locked in a police station for all eternity. or at least for the rest of the day.

Ahem well all I can say here is this proves the uncoordination in female driving. Now I will try my best not to sound as...harsh...as the other commentors but quite truthfully that was irresponsible of you, as said before you should have left a note of some sort anything would have sufficed. So it is very deserving towards the victim of the incident that you were caught, because quite frankly that's probably a steep bill they would have had to pay on your recklessness. Now towards the people defending her you all must be some candy ass **** sucking feminist, just dying to defend any woman regardless her case. You people make me sick if women are of equal stature to men then why must you have an organization trying to prove such? You're like every other bitch out there complaining about what you don't have. Defending this girl is just immoral because it is obvious that she did wrong in this situation, and calling upon what we would have done in the given situation is an invalid argument because you don't know what we would have done. Finally even though I say this I am not endorsing the crude comments said before this I'm just simply adding a new one :) All love intended Me

#65 unless you've been hit by a hit-and-run driver, I think it is you that needs to shut the up. I required surgery after being hit in a hit-and-run, so you'll have to excuse me if I think the OP desrves jail time and one he'll of a fine. The only reason she confessed was because she thought she was busted. She doesn't deserve death for this, like some suggest, that we can agree on.

Mancubus 2

As someone who has been a victim of a hit and run I hope the cops throw the book at you, take away your license, and the owner of the car sues you for the maximum allowable by the law. It's extremely frustrating to have to shell out hard earned money because some dumb **** couldn't watch were they were going then drove off like the cowardly scum they are. As for the dumb ***** that are defending her actions, I hope someone does a hit and run on your car. We'll see if you're so understanding then.

YDI, a guilty conscience is a bitch. Next time woman up and face the consequences. Its easier and cheaper.

You freakin idiot. What city were you in?!

dtrtdrgdh 0

OMG PEOPLE! SHUT THE **** UP!! I'm only 14!! I can't even drive yet!! I made this FML up!!!! I just wanted to see if it would make it onto the site. HOLY SHIT. some people are ******* retarded and take this way too seriously!!! How does someone deserve death anyway for a hit and run? Shut the **** up and quit being so ******* unreasonable.

Soup_fml 0

I'd be willing to bet money that quite a few of you people screaming in righteous fury would be shocked to find yourselves doing the exact same thing in her situation, at least the running away part. Many people panic when facing unexpected danger. Think of that night club fire a few years back, where the people all stampeded up the stairs so panic-stricken that they all jammed each other into the doorway. You don't really know how you're going to react to a situation like that until you're in it. Not saying that driving away was okay, but it wasn't evil like some of you seem to think, especially considering that there were no other actual people involved. However, she was very much wrong to have not gone back later to remedy the situation.

you realise that this person has a different username to you?