Sex, Awkward, Cheating and Intimacy: Confuddled

Confuddled

By yosenfal - 28/04/2012 01:04 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 18:06 - United States - Olympia

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

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Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 00:00

Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML

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You must be kidding me

By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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You deserved it 145

By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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Classic

By Singleagain - 10/01/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, when I came home, my girlfriend was in sexy lingerie, and said it was a surprise for me. Sounds awesome, right? Too bad she was drenched in sweat and the room smelled like sex. I looked in the closet, only to get punched in the face by a naked guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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Classic sitcom fodder

By Captain obvious - 14/04/2023 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I walked in on my wife in bed naked, with a guy I’ve never even heard of. At first she said, “It’s not what it looks like!” I told her I just saw her cheating on me with another man, to which she said, “Oh… it’s exactly what it looks like.” FML

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You deserved it 145

alexup24 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:02

I'd start filing a divorce...

thebaddayblues 3

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:01

I hate when that happens..

Comments

th3hardrocker 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:20

Sorry man, ditch the bitch

Tommananaze6T9 4

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:25

That is one pyscho bitch.

jayisacooter 1

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:29

How is it "her house" if you are married?? Seems it would be "your house". Just Sayin

alycion 38

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:29

She owned it previous. An agreement like a prenup. There are a few ways. If she owned it first his name may have never been put on it And not all states or areas are 50/50 do he could be screwed depending on situation.

kitkat789 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 17:27

Nobody cares "just sayin"

bobbos100 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:30

U wimped out. That's why she was having sex with some other dude

miss_sqwert 19

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:37

the sound of this creepd me out. probly because i pictured her as a banchey

AliceLockehart 18

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:24

*Banshee. Seriously, what the **** is a"Banchey"?

Torunn 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:40

*Bean Sidhe. Seriously, what the **** is a "Banshee"?

elmousey 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 10:48

*Ball Sack. Seriously what the **** is a "Bean Sidhe"?

kei1108 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:38

Stand your ground. Pack up and leave and don't ever speak to her again about getting back together. Cheating on you is enough, but to act so immaturely when confronted is despicable.

mandahoney 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:39

As ****** as it is, in a lot of states if your name isn't actually on the paperwork for the house...well, good luck. Say she were to call the cops and say she wanted him out of the house. They'd likely make him leave.