Food, Awkward and Love: Confused?

Confused?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 22:00

Today, I took my date to a restaurant but I had no idea how picky of an eater she is. Our waiter had to practically use 3 pages in his notebook just to write down all her special requests for this single meal. By the end, I could see he really wanted to ask if she was being serious or taking the piss. FML

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First date going well

By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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weinerdog 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

Demon_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

Comments

peidit 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:10

blonde much?????

aupilot 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:15

Well, at least you know she's an idiot from the outset. **** and chuck, indeed.

PureGold 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:28

Sorry about the double post!! FML hiccuped :(

rushquickfast 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:13

Oh wow, she has the IQ of a crustacean

Captain0bv10us 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 7:31

I bet a boiled lobster is more intelligent

shmunk 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:29

she obviously does eat red meat, otherwise you wouldnt be paying for lobster on a first date.

dammn 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:37

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL , idiot much ?

amanda_panda_ 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:28

Well, SHE'S a keeper.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:41

FHL. What an idiot.

amykillswitch 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:39

bang her and leave.

Rach_star 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:44

lmao My thoughts exactly

mylifesucks_alot 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:48

I'm a natural blonde, have a cumulative college GPA of 3.7 [after 4 years] and am planning on attending graduate school. The assumption that hair color is corollary to intelligence is not only inaccurate (especially since the majority of "dumb blondes" happen to be bottle blondes) but it is also ridiculous and unfounded. How is that statement any better than asking if she were of a minority ethnic group? I'm not trying to personally attack you however. After all, it is society as a whole that is flawed and continues to perpetuate this ridiculous fallacy about hair color being indicative of stupidity. That said, OP, this girl is obviously not very intellectually gifted. I'm sure you can do better for yourself.