Congratulations

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 616
You deserved it 5 920

Same thing different taste

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fxdxhk90 0

He doesn't wanna marry you, he wants to be legalized. You have been dumped, don't fall for his bs proposal.

He's pretty much giving you an ultimatum. Either marry him so he can become a legal resident where you live or he'll marry someone else. FYL cause he should've actually proposed to you (if he didn't) instead of finding someone else to marry. To be honest it seems like he's using you big time. Dump him?

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I agree with number 5! Don't trust him!

Chaith 16

******* illegals man....seriously if i was a legal immigrant i would beat the shit out of every illegal i met jus for the simple fact that i took the time to do shit right and honestly and those ******* try to just come here like its free to roam?! no bitch get the **** back b4 i kall la migra on ur ass

you sound like a meathead, calm down but anyway, I heard a story about this. A woman married a man from like Egypt or something, and he convinced her that he loved her more than anything. He ended up screwing her over completely. He took her money, divorced her, made her buy him a car and she was totally hung up over him. OP, I say dump him. You'll find someone perfect near you, you're probably just not looking in the right places! Good Luck! :D

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spoonboy 0

you're not the most intelligent person hk has ever met. the way you speak is at an elemetary school level and your ideas about killing every illegal immigrant is just flat out messed up.

@ Clarj: And yet somehow, you can't master the complex task of completing the word 'you' when you type. Somehow, I don't buy it.

bladebeast 0

honestly, its people like you who are making me lose faith in humanity... if you go straight to violence, then there is something wrong with you, violence doesn't work unless you kill, which would get you thrown in jail and executed regardless so again stupid idea, even then it might not work, it might inspire others, so i believe your idea is not only half-baked, but the product of an extremely immature mind, so please keep your death-filled thoughts to yourself, and besides you probably can't even kill someone, its two different things to say and act

bladebeast 0

dare i ask who you are referring to? There are more than two people who replied to Clarj

rmujerita 0

i know an illegal immigrant that works 13+ hours every single day in order to help keep her family from starving mexico. i find it admirable. it's not her fault she was born on the other side of a line...

Clarj: Your post made my pre-existing headache worse. Thank you, really. I appreciate it. But please. The most intelligent person he's talked to? First of all, intelligent people don't assume ignorant things like that. Second, you don't seem to even be smart enough to fully type out the word "you" and third, intelligent people don't need to swear to portray their views accurately. Please go back to grammar school, then maybe pull the xbox360 controller out of your ass. That might be why you want to kill people all the time. (;

allysonrigby 4

He's clearly an idiot. Dump him.

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um im pretty sure its been that way since time began....just a guess tho.....idiot

Actually, marriage has only become about love since recently. In the past and in many cultures today, it's more of a political or financial contract.

lmmmr 0

Clarj, you just claimed to be the most intelligent person someone ever met, and then you make a comment like that? Intelligent people know history. You fail, sir. Up until recent centuries marriage was STRICTLY about political and economic gain.

jengen 0

Even if you did married him, he seems that type of guy to get a divorce once he's all legal on his own 2 years later. He has other motives other than finding true love. Dump that jerk!

becky42 0

hahahah what an idiot. i'd dump him. and how do people say she deserves this?!

sunshyne84_fml 0

What's wrong people? Don't you see he cares about her and their relationship! He's not using her to get in the country otherwise he would've just asked her to marry him to begin with. lol The other girl is the one getting used, but she probably is getting something out of it.

tab_ga1990 0

Where do you see that he isnt using her? Unless your being sarcastic... he told her that he was marring to get into the country with some girl, when she said somthing about it he said well he could marry her as in it doesnt matter her or the other chick just getting married to get his papers i could be wrong but that is what i got out the story