Embarrassing, Relatable and Love: Cool moves

Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By M2thaM - 29/05/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was trying to flirt with the guy I like using body language, so I leaned over this counter in a sensual way. I happened to have a fork, so I went to bite the tip that sexy way people do in movies. I accidentally stabbed myself in the lip, cutting it. My lunch had jalapeños in it. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 38 448

By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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You deserved it 13 656

By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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DjeePee 24

Saturday 7 May 2011 12:07

Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.

barlessprison 16

Saturday 7 May 2011 11:55

well at least you made an impression!

Comments

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:44

wow.. it only took your first few words to know YDI. If he's your crush... why don't you tell the poor guy instead of giving him hints. Seriously... not all guys like hints like that. If my wife ever gave me hints of her liking me before we got married... I probably would have dumped her in a heartbeat, but she didn't. I live only 1 province away... and honestly... us canadians are smarter than that, unless your an american and moved to BC.

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:50

At least you weren't staring seductively into his while sucking his dick. Who knows what could've happen then

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:13

unable to multitask I see

parxxx 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:22

haha

7th_fml 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:52

That would have won me over. Did it work on him?

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:15

lol I did that once except I was distracted by a movie and not trying to seductively stare into a guys eyes.. 90% of guys don't think that stuff is sexy or cute. wanna impress a guy? beeee yourself. (( thumbs up to who gets the 'beeee yourself' reference ;) )) lol