Transportation: Cool moves

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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It's not what you think, sorry

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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Carpool karaoke

By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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hazri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:38

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

Comments

jmoose311 3

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:12

Why tf do girls do this sort of crap? I can't believe I used to think *I* was the one with the problems because girls never gave me the time of day. Turns out they're just genuinely naive, illogical, conceited, and don't have a clue how to behave in a proper relationship or exhibit normal human social behavior. If you think he's cute, just smile back. A smile isn't an invitation to engage in an all-night orgiastic sex romp. YDI x 10

QBT 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:25

Thank you for the irony.

Will09 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:18

OMG wut is with everyone trying to be hard to get or cool with someone they think is cute or they like! it never works!!

Will09 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 0:19

THANK U FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH!!!! AMEN

Sokai_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:41

YDI. It is so embarrassing to be a girl whenever there are FMLs like this.

diamonds_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:48

FAIL. lol

sjam 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:57

"singing passionately"? You deserved that one.

Creeper88 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:46

Ok, everyone seems to see the problem with this... there is no reason to avoid the cute guy. Cute guy notices you and you run and try to play hard to get. That's just lame-sauce, and you deserved it.

Autumnatic 0

Friday 10 July 2009 0:43

you're an idiot. even if the windows were up and music was on you still would have looked like an idiot. nobody looks cool singing passionately in their car.