Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 553
You deserved it 3 049

Same thing different taste

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Show them a medical dictionary...with pictures

olpally 32

They really need to leave the ridiculous baby names for the celebrities. **** both your lives, hard. :( stupid parents. Those people are jerks also. :/

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I don't see why Dorothy is a bad name.... F your sister's life though. I knew a girl named Clit, and she was severely made fun of all throughout high school. Changed her name as soon as she was legally allowed. I'm guessing if your parents go through with it, that's what your sister will have to do.

Nah, she can just call herself Candy. Then everyone will just want to lick her though...

About 30 years ago, at a college party, I met a young woman who said her name was "Chlamydia". She was honestly puzzled when she saw the horrified expression on my face. I guess in 18 years of her life no one ever had the guts to explain it to her. I didn't either.

why not? She would have been grateful, she could have then changed her name legally

The dude who's randomly trying to chat her up at a college party is not the right person to explain it to her. It should come from a close friend, or a family member, someone like that. As it was, I was too polite to say anything, and hastily excused myself.

What's wrong with people? This isn't the first time I've heard of people naming their kid Candida. Some people shouldn't breed. Fortunately, you seem to be breaking the cycle of stupidity.

I hope that little Candida grows up to rise above this instead of turning to alcohol.

Yeah, she's gonorrhea-lly hate that name when she gets older..

They should know what's behind a name...maybe get them an exotic name book and see if they will change their name..

My name is Georgia and believe me I caught all kinds of hell for my name. I was called every other state but I don't get why you would be picked on for the name Dorothy.

Little kids will just think it's a weird name. The older kids will know....

Candida is a latin name and you all making fun of the name are just bunch of assholes that dont know how to look behind the name.

It being a latin name doesn't change the fact that candida is also the name of a yeast infection.

skyeyez9 24

My brother's name is Walter. He got made fun of pretty badly because of his name.

Why?? All I can think of is breaking bad...

skyeyez9 24

Today, nobody makes fun of his name. But as a kid in the 80s, before Breaking Bad, he was bullied for it. Kids can be assholes.