Courtesy visit

By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
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Sinshine 28

This reads like OP's parents let themselves into their apartment/house with a spare key. You don't "visit" someone in a bedroom.

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alycion 38

Not uncommon for parents to have keys. I told mine to let themselves in, though if I’m home, they can’t. My screen porch stays locked when I’m home because my psycho dog opens doors for freedom runs.

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shannon2348 14

Oh for gods sake. Does no one ever lock their damn doors? ydi

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Sinshine 28

This reads like OP's parents let themselves into their apartment/house with a spare key. You don't "visit" someone in a bedroom.

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Kurliez408 32

they weren't in the bedroom. OP wrote couch.

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alycion 38

Not uncommon for parents to have keys. I told mine to let themselves in, though if I’m home, they can’t. My screen porch stays locked when I’m home because my psycho dog opens doors for freedom runs.

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Sinshine 28

There can be sofas in bedrooms when it's a kid's room but you're basically agreeing with my point here. "Lock your door" isn't a response to someone entering a building or apartment with a key and the wording of the FML doesn't suggest it's just parents barging into their child's room.

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loopsy_fml 14

OP said they were on the couch. It's possible their parents could see them through a window?

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RichardPencil 30

Maybe your dad can go ********** on your bed and your mom can clean your toilet with your toothbrush.

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loopsy_fml 14

I don't think your parents will ever visit without warning again

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