Crack wars

By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML
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kaylocca 20

Lol this sounds like my life story except my boyfriend mostly likes to stick his fingers in his own ass crack then low key bring them to my face.

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countryb_cth 38

I had an ex that used to do the same thing to me, it's absolutely disgusting

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ezrajab 22

I guess in the end you lost?

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capnjacksparrow 7

Damn i can't decide whether or not you deserved it

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Oogly979 8

Sometimes it's better to pretend to have a tiny amount of class and keep certain shit to yourself.

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brianna1494 27

Pretty sure what he did was rape, and sort of on your part too... you never gave consent, nor did he.

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tarlax 11

It's the butt crack, not the asshole. You call that rape? And then you say if a woman does it, it's only "sort of" the same? Jesus Christ. Get a grip on reality, you lunatic.

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writergirl1029 17

It's not rape, but it does qualify as a form of sexual assualt, on both of their parts.

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tarlax 11

Good god, you're ridiculous. So not only are you a sexist hypocrite who thinks it's not exactly the same if a woman does it, you also think a boyfriend or girlfriend putting their finger between their partner's ass cheeks is sexual assault? You probably think a playful slap on the ass in a relationship is also "sexual assault". I stand by what I said about you being a lunatic.

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catherinecas 30

Tarlax, you do realize that a different person replied to you, right? And under the law even if these are boyfriend and girlfriend it's considered sexual harassment at the least and assault at most. It's pretty skeevy to continue to do something to someone that they've expressed they don't like or that makes them uncomfortable.

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steam_engenius 21

Honestly, your husband sounds like a pig. I don't know whether you deserved it or not, because you did marry him, after all.

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