Sex, Cars and Intimacy: Cramped

Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Alexa, play "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye

By notsosexy - 18/07/2020 08:01

Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:11

Just explain that you were extra... horny! Also, you must be a real knockout, or your boyfriend is anyhow...

nikkipettyfer 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:07

I'm sure you'll laugh about it later, OP!

Comments

Cut_it_out_123 0

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:30

This could be an episode of sex sent me to the ER.

sturschaedel 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 18:58

Wait, that show exists? Faith in humanity: destroyed

redstone7693 29

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:51

only if you get an erection for longer than 4 hours

WasabiMars 21

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:33

Lesson learned. Next time do it in the back seat. :)

Tarlachia 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:42

Admit it, you just like to toot your own horn, don't you?

chelse_elyce 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:50

Yes. Yes I do lmao

_dkmc_ 7

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:49

You must have been pretty HORNy ;)

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:50

...why not use The passenger's seat? There's no horn or steering wheels and you can recline it.

lil_ham1644 29

Wednesday 21 January 2015 16:55

Drivers seats recline too

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:05

Thevis still there though

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 21 January 2015 17:08

The horn is still there*

chelse_elyce 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:51

Idk we just used the drivers seat lol in case someone came by all I would have to do is hop beside him instead of him trying to wiggle out and get in the drivers seat and drive away. Easier getaway lol