Health: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bay Shore

Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Stop being healthy - 22/04/2017 22:00

Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML

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Coach Class

By GetFuzzy - 18/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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Cravings

By kylie - 25/12/2018 00:00

Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML

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Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:01

No shame in loving chocolate. Camly grab it and run away.

Greenteamextreme 16

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:02

To hell with the carrots!

Comments

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 5 February 2014 21:01

Guess you didn't get a chance to clarify that you were talking to the chocolate bar. Oh, well.

Symqathy 4

Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:13

Get some!!!!! ;)

SaucyGirl106 18

Thursday 6 February 2014 0:01

clearly he's never been on a diet before if that comment made him uncomfortable. Just he other day I happened to look at some key lime pie and think "god I want you in my mouth so bad."

TcheQ 12

Thursday 6 February 2014 2:41

A 'diet' should be permanent. If you don't imagine yourself eating carrots instead of chocolate forever, and don't enjoy eating them, just don't. Period.

SWeatHeart11_fml 7

Thursday 6 February 2014 3:56

haha should have winked too he already thought you were talking to him might as well take it a bit further haha

miggles 16

Thursday 6 February 2014 5:43

Did anyone else read this like that Christmas Carol?

cmac86 23

Thursday 6 February 2014 8:35

this sounds like a snickers commercial. "anon, eat a Snickers. better?" you're not you when you're hungry.

fuggotmuggot 14

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:38

Are you a guy or a girl?

Eewt 20

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:58

You should have told him not to flatter himself, that you were talking about the candy bar.

Raesin 21

Friday 7 February 2014 2:16

Well OP, I can already tell you that your diet will fail. If you want to lose weight and keep it off, you need to change your lifestyle. Going on a 'diet' temporarily might get some weight off to start with but then you'll switch back to your normal eating habits and wonder why the weight is going back on. It's fine to eat a Snickers or a burger every so often, just as long as it's not every day. A large part is portion control as well, if you eat a truck load of 'healthy' things, you will still put on weight. Eat less, move more is the general idea, good job for at least trying though.